Some of the best old and new Christian pick up lines:

1. “Is your name Faith? ‘Cause you’re the substance of things I’ve hoped for.’”
2. “Let me check out your tag—yep, just what I thought. ‘Made in Heaven.’”
3. “If I were Samson, I would let you cut off my hair.”
4. “You put the ‘stud’ in Bible study.”
5. “So, do you confess here often?”
6. “So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers and I realized I don’t have yours.”
7. “I’d love to get left behind with you.”
8. “You are so unblemished that I would sacrifice you.”
9. “Is this heaven? ‘Cause you look like an angel.”
10. “Here’s my number… Call me if you need prayer.”
11. “Now I understand why Solomon had 700 wives, he never met you.”
12. “How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?”
13. “How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?”
14. “Me + You = Song of Songs: the remix.”
15. “I didn’t know angels flew this low.”
16. “Is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?”
17. “I didn’t believe in predestination until tonight.”
18. “Is it a sin that you stole my heart?”
19. “Hey, can I pray with you about your future spouse?”
20. “I’m usually not very prophetic, but I can see us together.”
21. “Is this the transfiguration? Because you are glowing.”
22. “Is that a thinline, duo-tone, compact, ESV Travel Bible in your pocket?”
23. “Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Gilead.”
24. “I’m no Joseph, maybe you can help me interpret the dreams I’ve been having about you?”
25. “You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.”
26. “You make me feel like Samson with his hair cut off: weak in the knees.”
27. “Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.”
28. “Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?”
29. “I just want you to know, I’m praying for you… No, I’m praying ‘FOR’ you.”
30. “I’d love to show you 50 shades of grace.”

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